Monthly Archive for February, 2010

Pond scum-eater

Sunday afternoon was great. The warm weather was a much-welcomed chance to be outside. Kris and I worked in the yard and Ben played. Cash hung out with Ron and Jan in the afternoon and we had a big ol’ Catoe clan dinner planned for the evening because Mike, Raygen and Mathias were in town.

Kris was prepping potatoes and I was chatting with Raygen when we heard crying. Was it Mathias waking up in the pack-n-play? No, that’s coming from upstairs where Ben was napping in mommy and daddy’s room.

I ran upstairs to find him and heard him in the nursery. Had he climbed in the crib and gotten stuck?

Ben was crying hard, wedged in the corner behind the crib, amidst the boxes of clothes Cash has outgrown. He reached for me and when he did, I caught a whiff of bile.

I pulled off his hoodie and yelled for Kris. When he came upstairs, I told him there would be vomit somewhere.

Kris found two pink piles of it in our bed and on our floor. Pink from the cranberry juice Ben likes so well. Chunks of yellow from a slice of Kraft cheese. So very gross.

He had been fine. What happened?

After four bouts of puke, it seemed over. We pondered.

“Well,” I told Kris. “He did eat some pond scum.”

While playing outside, Ben picked up some rocks in standing green water. He licked the slime off his fingers.

I was hoping it was pond scum and not a virus. I stayed home with him on Monday because there is a 24-hour puke-free rule at the daycare and Kris was taking Cash for his 6-month visit. Ben was fine all day. Laughing, playing, eating Salt & Vinegar Pringles.

And then, an hour after he fell asleep between us, pukesville.

There was more of it this morning, but he has now been vomit-free all day. Here’s hoping it stays away this time.

Hmm, let me balance that gross Ben story with a nicer one.

Last week, he asked me to tell him a story about mermaids. (He’d been watching a Dora episode with mermaids earlier.)

“Once upon a time, there was a mermaid,” I began.

“No,” he corrected. “A princess.”

Fine. “There was a princess, named… Ben, what do you want to name the princess?”

“Princess.”

Okay. “There was a princess named, uh, Aurora, and she lived in the woods, because…”

“And she takes care of animals.”

“Yes. She takes care of…”

“Wolves. And lizards and cows and horses,” he said.

“But not bears,” I interjected.

“Bears are scary.”

“What else does she take care of?” I asked.

“Butterflies and owls and moose…”

“Okay, butterflies and owls and mooses…”

“No, moose. And beavers! And blue birds!”

Oh, Ben.

Om nom nom



Eat him up

Originally uploaded by DameCatoe


Just so you guys know, I compose blog entries in my head all the time. I just never have the chance to type them up.

January 2010 scrapbook pages

Pointless musing

Unless you’re the kind of person who only checks their Facebook page once a month or reads this blog in monthly increments for Ben & Cash stories (Hi, Dad!), then you know this week was “Doppleganger” week on Facebook. Everytime you logged in, a new celebrity photo greeted you with one of your friends’ names beside it.

The first one I noticed was Liz. Her thumbnail looked like it might be an old photo from her teens. I clicked on it to find Jodie Foster and then read Liz’s update to “change your profile picture to someone famous (actor, musician, athlete) you have been told you look like….and repost this message.”

I have been told a couple of times that I resemble Carla Gugino but more often, I’m compared to Geena Davis. Like, the one time a dude hit on me with the ever-popular “you look like a movie star” line, he was referring to Geena Davis.

So I dutifully replaced my profile photo with Ms. Davis.

For the rest of the week, every time I logged in to Facebook, I got a kick out seeing the new profile photos. I laughed when it was someone where I had said the same thing (LeNola as Queen Latifah) or one I’d never thought of but so agreed with (Jenny Franchi as Gloria Estefan) or ones I contend with (Scott Croley as Jim Carrey? No, no, no! He’s Bruce Campbell!).

It was like being part of one of those conversations that gets started a few hours into a gathering where suddenly everybody realizes they have a similar tale. Most of us have, at one time or another, been told we resemble somebody famous. Facebook gave us the chance to have that group conversation online, over a whole week, with people we knew and those we didn’t.

Facebook infuriates me at times with its ever-changing landscape. And then it goes and befriends me with interconnectedness.

My pal Leslie’s beloved dog Mr. Emmett passed away this week. I found out via Facebook. I left my condolences on her profile page and in scrolling through others’ comments, I saw that a veterinarian who attended our high school had posted as well.

“That’s nice,” I thought after reading Chris Eiland’s comment. And then I thought “And you DO look like John Cusack!”