Monthly Archive for October, 2005

Treat! No, wait. Trick.

This was one of those rare mornings where I was out of bed an hour and a half before my alarm not because of the cats (they were sleeping peacefully) but because nature refused to leave a voicemail. I was sitting in the bathroom wondering how much water I must’ve consumed before bedtime and thankful that I still had enough time to fall back asleep before the alarm when I heard something unusual.

“Is that an airplane?” I thought. Then I saw the blue flashing lights.

By the time I made it back to the bedroom, Kris was out of bed and peering out the window. There were three unmarked cop cars and one big SUV with lights surrounding a vehicle. Kris saw the two dudes in the car run down Jeff’s driveway across the street. We both saw them escorted back to the street.

In his sleepy stupor, Kris thought GJ’s car had been stolen. But nay, the Lincoln Towncar sitting outside our house (I mean, exactly in front of our front steps) was a light blue one, not a white one. Score! That’s the towncar that’s always parked at the drugplex across from Liz & Chris. Bust ‘em!

We were ecstatic. Who could we call? It’s not even 6am yet - nobody. There was no more sleep to be had. I wanted to take a picture, but also? Didn’t want all the cops to know I was taking a picture. (Even with the flash off, my digital camera makes a couple flashes of light to get a reading.) So we just watched. “That’s a spliff,” Kris said as one of the cops emptied the car’s console. “Spliff-schmiff. Where’s the bag? Show they’re dealers. Bigger bust.” Us big talkers up in our bedroom with the cats.

Eventually I couldn’t take it - I wanted proof that this happened. I went and loaded a roll of film into one of my other cameras. There was no way to show that an additional seven or so police vehicles were lining the circle.

After they loaded the suspects (perps?) into one of the SUVs and drove away, we went downstairs to make coffee. I went to the back window to see if they’d sent some of the cops to visit the towncar’s buddies across the street.

“Nooooo!!!”

It was a different blue towncar that was raided, cause the other one was still parked on the lawn of the drugplex.

C’est la vie.

BW pix on Flickr In other news, today is the last of my month of black and white photos. (Click here or on Adriane over there to see them all as a set.)

On our way back from a trip to Birmingham last night, Kris and I were talking black and white photography with Danny, who said he was out of practice shooting it. “You have to really try. Good black and white doesn’t just happen,” Danny explained. “Unless it’s that first roll Laura took.”

I smiled. Danny isn’t one to mince compliments.

Costume?

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JP as Mary?
JP as Mary?,
originally uploaded by DameCatoe.

Most of my co-workers have had the same response upon finding out I’m gonna be Wonder Woman for Halloween: “There will be pictures, right?” I assure them the answer is yes.

Cyndi seemed to notice before me, but I guess I’ve lost some weight. She asked me last week, and I said “nah, probably just all the working in the yard.” But between the pants I wore yesterday and the ones I’ve got on today… yeah, they usually fit tighter.

This makes me wish again that I’d thought to buy the S/M costume instead of the M/L one. Looks like I might be doing a little stuffing come Monday.

Cafe Moriah

If you happen to be in downtown Gadsden on a weekday and it’s lunchtime… try Cafe Moriah. It’s on 2nd and Locust and the sandwiches are awesome. They’re pricey (about $8) but they will most certainly feed two. I myself go with the Californian (sourdough bread, turkey, alfalfa, cucumber, avocado) and have them add provolone. The Havana is also really good. Plus, the dessert menu changes every day and just… wow. So good.

There was a meeting there today of the Potter party planners. See, next month on the 15th there’s gonna be a “Harry Potter & the Magic of Reading” party at the Senior Activity Center sponsored by many Gadsden things - the library, the museum, the paper, the city itself… And y’know, that building really needs another name, cause half the stuff (maybe more) that happens there isn’t senior-related.

Anyway. Potter party.

There will be a costume contest, there will be snacks and crafts and prizes and hoopla. So, if you know kiddies who’d be interested, this is your heads-up. Also, if you have a witch hat that you can lend me for the event, that would be most awesome, too.

Why do you hate me?

There are two ads out there right now causing me grief.

One is a tv commercial. I either flip the channel or la la la myself through it or scream “ohnothatcommercialchangeitchangeit!”

It’s the one where the old lady is sitting at her dinette with the cute little lunch she’s made and the voiceover says “Just tell your grandmother you forgot you were having lunch with her because you were high.”

Look, advertising people, I don’t take drugs, but you’re making me really @#$%ing sad here. Trust me, I am all full up with grandmother pathos. Can it.

The other one is a web ad for Yahoo Search:

WHAT?!?

Holy hell, Yahoo. I am not breaking up with Google for you, but that is no reason to make me think I am eating spiders while I sleep!

Where’s the love, people?

Dork needs a ride

8:50am Kitties are fed, heat is turned off, back door locked, coffee and lunch ready… where’s the key to the rental car?

8:52am Scour kitchen counter, retrace steps from front door, rifle through purse

8:53am Run upstairs, check pockets of pants worn day before

8:54am Go outside and look in rental car

8:55am Empty contents of purse one item at a time

8:57am Run back upstairs and check pants pockets a second time, look on floor near pants

8:58am Defeat. Profanity. Call Jaimie to see if she’s working at Holy House. Get her voicemail.

8:59am Wonder if Dad is back from his weekend trip. Call him. Get his voicemail.

9:00am Laughing. Briefly consider calling Kris; realize he is due at work in 15 minutes and call Cyndi instead. She is without vehicle and so asks the City Editor if he can come get me. Oh, the shame.

9:01am Jaimie calls back. I ask if maybe she isn’t terrrrrribly busy, could she maybe take me to work? She’s a doll.

9:02am Tell City Editor I now have a ride to work.

2:10pm Take every single item out of purse, turn it upside down and shake.

2:11pm Begin to put items back into purse.

2:12pm Find key in the unzipped secret “pad pocket” of purse.

2:13pm Walk of shame.

My newwwww car…

…is already in da shizzop.

Kris had to drop off a check at Freeman’s last Wednesday. On impulse, I called him and said “see if the blue Civic is still there.” Then I went to my bank’s website and put in a few numbers in the auto loan calculator. If we used the Christmas money we’ll get from Mama Juanita for a down payment and they come down to $9,000 for the car and give me $2,000 for mine… yeah, we could swing that.

I went home and Kris told me the car was still there.

Saturday morning, we got up and Kris cleaned out the inside of the Corolla. We drove over to Freeman’s. They didn’t come down on the car (it was already listed well below blue book value) but they gave me $3,500 for my car. Awesome!

The combined cost of our new auto payments? Will only be $22 more than the payments were on the Black Car of Infinite Hate. (Which is now on the lot at Freeman’s as well as my purple car!)

I got to drive my new wheels all weekend, but there was this red “SRS” light on the dash. Red=bad. Kristie (Honda Accord owner) told me hers did that and it was something wrong with the seatbelt sensors. So when I went back today to give them the title to the Toyota, I had to drop off my new car and drive away in a red Ford Focus.

But still. New car!

Happy birthday, old lady!

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Birthday Girl
Birthday Girl,
originally uploaded by DameCatoe.

JP, I kid you because I am SO MUCH YOUNGER! Ha, six whole months before I turn 28.

*loveyoudon’tkillme*

Kris and I are “gettin’ our church on” this weekend. We got kinship tonight, Todd & Nola’s thang tomorrow and are doing the worship at the afternoon service on Sunday.

Holy, holy, holy…

Walkabout

When I got home yesterday, I told Kris I wanted to go on a walk cause the weather was so nice. I was sitting on the porch, changing into tennis shoes when the Wilborns drove up to collect the check I had for them. We chatted, and when it was time for them to leave, I saw Faye walking down the other side of the street. Kris and I jogged over to join her and we walked home with her. Her house is so cute. It’s in a great location, at the end of a street, so it’s quiet and it’s like she has this huge yard of kudzu because her land connects to city property that’s undeveloped.

Then we decided to walk to Brad and Cindy’s new place. We took a street that we thought would connect us, but instead we sort of walked into the ‘hood. We corrected and when we made it to the new Norris place, they were there and had just gotten the keys from the owner. We hung for a bit before walking home to make dinner.

Number of cats petted on walkabout: four. Number of Newtonplex tenants at home when we returned: zero. “I bet they’re all looking at houses,” Kris joked. ‘Tis the season, yo.

Right on time

I started the day off like a dork this morning. Danny W. stopped by my work to pick up a check from me and drop off some photos. I wrote the check yesterday. Did I have it to give to him? Nope. Left my checkbook sitting on the kitchen counter.

The photos he had were from last year’s Halloween par-tay.

This is Kristie, threatening that you better come in costume and bring candy or she will shoot you. Relive the magic of some of the other costumes at the photo gallery I posted last year.

I expect we will have a smaller turn-out this year, what with Halloween falling on a Monday and the Abercrombies having moved to the Salty Ham. B & C close on their house Tuesday, so I expect they’ll still be at the ‘plex on the 31st.

At last week’s Argyle Circle homeowner’s meeting, Kris found out that most everyone on the circle hates the amount of trick-or-treaters we get. But we’re not the only ones that still think it’s fun. The house next door puts out decorations (like orange and purple lights) and the lady in the “mod house” is gonna dress as Betty Boop!

Incidentally, my new checks are Betty Boop. I was tired of my old ones, and I didn’t want to take too long picking out new ones, cause I have to do it at the bank and there’s always someone waiting… so when I saw the Boop ones, I thought “how fun.” And they are so cute. Betty in leopard print, Betty in safari gear… The address labels that came with them are so darling that it seems a shame to use them to mail something as boring as bills.

I like Betty Boop in the way I like Emily the Strange. When I saw Boop as a kid, I loved the bug eyes and funky hair and sassy poses. When I saw the Emily Strange ads in Bust, I liked her moody little stance and that she owns four black cats. But when I saw a bit of a Betty Boop cartoon? Eh, not so much. And read one of the Emily Strange books? Um, a little creepy.

Apparently I like my icons pale, well-drawn and silent.

Sometimes, when I am waiting for the bathroom at work, I will invade Diane and Quilla’s space and just loiter. I did so today and Quilla, having heard that we bought a truck, asked apprehensively what sort of truck? A 2002 Nissan Frontier, I answered. “Oh, good,” she says. And then she told me that not one, not two, not three, but four Ford Rangers have broken down by her mailbox. (Read about it at her blog here.) Pair this phenomena with the relationship she and her husband have with the mail carrier and we are talking serious sitcom storyline. Or maybe wacky novel subplot.

Speaking tangentially of novels, I read an article at Tomato Nation that used the term “mainstreaming” and my immediate connotation was “like a vampire trying to live among humans” cause that’s how the term was used in Dead Until Dark.