Monthly Archive for April, 2004

Dad & I ran into Steve and Amy (Fletcher) Brown at El Tapatio. (We also saw Diana’s friend John, but that is less surprising, cause he works there.) Amy is preggers and she and Steve just closed on a house. “Yeah, it’s right down the street from the house we were renting,” Amy joked. Down the street? Dude, we moved next door.

“So, is Pickle still living in the apartment?” Steve asked.

“Nah, she moved back in with her parents. But she’s gonna be living in one side of the back duplex.”

“Wasn’t there someone else living with you?” Amy inquired.

“Oh, Liz! Nope, she just hung out with us a lot.”

“She’ll be living on the other side of Jaimie,” Dad added.

I totally forget that our situation sounds like a sitcom set-up until conversations like these take place.

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All right. So, Kris and I are leaving Sunday to drive to Pensacola. We’ll be back on Wednesday; I’ll be back Thursday updating you on the ever-exciting endeavors of me and mine. Now, I know it will be tough withstanding my absence, but you’re just gonna have to deal. Look, I went ahead and updated the desktop and illustration of the month for you. Oh, just calm down, you won’t even miss me. Oh no, don’t cry. I’ll be back before you know it. Chin up, there. That’s better. Good. See you Thursday.

I’m meeting Dad after work; we’re going to El Tapatio
I’m planning on getting a cheese enchilada and bean burrito
Then Diana’s coming over at 7 and we’re renting a video
Personally, I’d like to see Once Upon a Time in Mexico

During the winter, my feet are always covered. My toes are always little ice digits, and so as not to freeze, I keep socks on most of the time. But I guess my feet get tired of being cooped up, cause as soon as spring arrives, I go into full-time sandal and/or flip-flop wearing.

About half the time, the first thing I do after turning on my computer at work is kick my shoes off under the desk. If I have to walk out into the newsroom for something, chances are, I’ll put my shoes on first. But if I’m just going to the printer 15 feet away, not so much. Upon one of the barefoot trips to the printer, the Sports Editor saw that I was shoeless. Now, when he passes me, he always checks to see if I have on shoes, and if I don’t, he teases me that it’s because I’m just a country girl.

(That’s really not as offensive as it could sound. I’m about the age of his granddaughter, so I’m guessing it’s the kind of thing he’d say to her. He rarely needs graphics from me. Most often his requests are for me to print pictures the aforementioned granddaughter has e-mailed him from her post in Iraq.)

Now, this has got to be the only person ever to have called me a “country girl.” I’ve lived in Alabama all my life, but I’m way more accustomed to comments like “why don’t you have an accent?” and “where are you from?”

But then I got to thinking. I grew up on a dirt road. You passed cows to get to my house. I have waited in traffic behind tractors. I drink sweet tea. I use phrases like “cooped up,” which if you think about it must be a reference to chickens in farmhouses.

Can it be true? Am I a country girl?!?

If there’s one thing better than coming home to an unexpected package in the mailbox, it’s that package being from Australia. Thanks, Rowan. Kris is lovin’ his new rap cd mix and I am all kinds of excited over the lit mags. I swear, I opened one up and searched for your entry just so I could look at it and beam like a proud mom.

I find the idea of making Rowan a mix cd daunting. I assume that any cool thing, she has heard of long before I, since I reside on a lower curve of the all things cool bell. Oh, sure, in the beginnings of a mix trade relationship, I have some standards: I sent her Fleming and John and Waterdeep and Even So and Ani DiFranco and Tori Amos.

But now. What now?

I also would like to make a mix cd for the next road trip Kris & I are taking. For our 1-year anniversary, we’re driving down to Pensacola Beach, since it’s one of the places we went on our honeymoon. And for any road trip, you gotta have drivin’ tunes.

Little Plastic Castle has driven me to Tennessee to visit Jaimie’s brother before surgery. It’s carried my Dad and I to Florida. It went with me and Kris to Nebraska. It was on the way home from Delaware.

The Eurythmics are always driving me and Jaimie to Anniston to go to Slip Disc. Collective Soul’s Dosage album is making the interstate run. Metallica is making its way to Scottsboro.

What’s always fun is having a brand new (this can also mean new to you) cd for a trip. I had fully intended to have new tunes for this trip, cause I ordered some cds on March 24. But one of them is on back order, alas.

But hey, we got a home-burned rap album for Kris. Maybe I can get Jaimie to bootleg something for moi.

Jaimie hasn’t been able to update her site since April 15th cause of server issues, so she sent me a blog entry via e-mail. Now, that’s service.

Of course, her “web host” is her boyfriend. Aside from whining (”Jimmy, the forum is broken. Jimmy, Jaimie can’t update the blog. Jimmy, my computer is slow and stupid, can you fix it?”), I cannot complain. Cause (a) he hosts the site for free & pays for the domain and (b) hosts about a bazillion other sites for free, including the church’s and mine from college and who knows how many more. Did I mention the him not getting paid for it? So dude, I understand. I’m even being patient.

We yard-worked at Dreamplex 1.0 yesterday, and it looks so much better. Underbrush=creepy vibe. Not anymore. Most all the windows have been scraped so that Kris can re-glaze them and then Jaimie & her da can pressure wash the place. Kris called around lunchtime.

“So, do you want me to work on our bathroom, trying to get the shower fixed so that we don’t have to have duct tape in there? Or start glazing the windows on the back duplex?”

I chose window glazing, hands-down. Cause I’m totally used to the duct tape.

People ask how the duplex renovations are going. The answer? Slow. The electricians are still doing their thing on Dreamplex 1.0. Jaimie and her Da are trying to find time to pressure-wash the place so that the Pickles, the Catoes and the soon-to-be Woods can try to all find a weekend to paint it. The heating & air guys are supposed to start next week.

At Dreamplex 2.0? Um. Yeah. Oh! Well, we hung the art in the “green room.” And the dishwasher broke. There are still a zillion things to be done to the kitchen, the bathroom, the office, etc. But the latest thing that needs to be done? Something about the infernal mosquito infestation that has popped up this week.

When I got home Wednesday, there were at least two dozen “skeeters” flying around the front door. To any neighbors about, I bet I looked insane as I swung my arms about, trying to get them away from the door. And, of course, several of them get inside anyway. On Thursday, I came in the back door. I went and looked out the front door. I counted 15 mosquitoes on the panes of glass. What is up with that?

Speaking of things and what being up with them: my digital clock at work keeps slowing down to the wrong time. It’s not a battery thing; it plugs in. I have never had this happen to a clock before. I guess next week, my office will be down to three items of Hello Kitty kitsch.

My office is so totally clean, too. There are corporate big-wigs coming by and we’re supposed to “straighten up our work areas.” Mine needed it something awful, so after the perfunctory clean, I just kept working at it. And it is glorious. Everything neat and in its place.

And speaking of cleaning up, I went to my Dad’s house last night. I had been trying to go through a box of stuff (my stuff, mom’s stuff, etc.) a week, but I got out of that routine sometime in March. So together we did three boxes last night. These were boxes of stuff that came out of a cabinet mom kept keepsakes in. She collected but never organized, so I found two “all about baby” books (baby’s first step, baby’s first word, etc.) that were never even used. Preserved in their pristine late 70s glory, I could not throw them away.

Jaimie, Liz, expect one of these each for your first born.

Also finds: mom kept an issue of the Gadsden Times for my birthdate (how apropos) and that week’s Time. Two words: Travolta Fever.

I enjoy making new friends. You find out shared interests. (I have two co-workers who recently discovered they’re both big A-Ha fans. Bully for them.) You can bond over shared experiences. (I was floored to find out Heather A. had the exact same childhood experience as me, waiting around at Alabama Art Supply while our parents stocked up on supplies for the school year. I love how that store smells.)

But new friends can’t substitute for people you share a history with. Jaimie says that Lori T. will e-mail her every once in awhile about some odd memory from elementary school, just to ask “did that really happen?” And sitting around with friends a couple weeks ago, somebody mentioned bison and I said how that word always conjures up a scene from something they showed us in grade school. I can’t remember anything about what the movie/propaganda/etc. was except that these kids were out shooting bison and one of the kids ended up shot. It’s this weird image, burned in my brain for always. But Les was there and she totally remembered that film and said it stayed with her, too.

Years and years ago, my group of then-friends (at least 4 of them the same as my now-friends) got together every week to cook dinner, make dessert and coffee and then play UNO. It’s every cardplayer for himself until somebody says “uno” and then we play as a team against the poor soul with one card. “Can anybody reverse it? I’ve got a draw-4 card if someone can just reverse it!”

We’ve played so much over the years that we have alternate ways to play. There’s Australian Rules, where a blue card and a yellow card can equal a green card or a 4 and a 3 can make a 7 and you can build Draw-2s on each other, etc. The rule is, as long as you can talk the rest of the cardplayers into it, it’s okay. And there’s Zen UNO, a.k.a. ZUNO, where you never pick up the cards dealt to you and have to try to play each hand without looking at them.

At the retreat over the weekend, when all the meetings were over and the dinner was eaten and nobody wanted to go square-dancing, I said “Well, I’ve got my deck of Hello Kitty UNO in the car…” And we laughed and raged and talked in Puerto Rican accents (”De collor iz J-Lo.”) and introduced a new friend to our zany UNO ways.

But only in a group of old friends will someone lay down a draw-4 and say the color is “Blu-ew-ew…” only to have other card players react by singing “eye-shadowed girls in the bath-roo-oo-oom, we’re gonna meet out on the dirt at a quarter till two-oo-oo…”

Man, do I still love that album.

For a weekend story, I had to download the mug shots of 25 sex offenders yesterday, then type in their names, crimes and configure their current age. I felt ooky just looking at the creeps, so in my own small move to emasculate them, as I finished each one, I crossed out their name and info with a pink highlighter. Viva la revolution.

When I found out an article by Elyse Sewell (my favorite gal from the first season of America’s Next Top Model) and an article about female circus carnies are in the latest issue of Bust, I subscribed. Judging by the advertisements, I guess this magazine is for gals earthier, poli-sexier, craftier and out-er than gals who read magazines you can buy at the grocery store checkout.

If I had copious amounts of cash and spare time, there are several DVD series I would buy. I would buy Season 1 of Gilmore Girls, since I only watched it haphazardly at best for the first 2 seasons. I’d get Freaks and Geeks, because everything I ever read about this show was so positive (except for the negative response to it being cancelled). I’d try Alias. There are 2 more seasons of Buffy that I don’t own, and I’m waiting for all of the Angel seasons to be out so I can buy them in one fell swoop.

I’d devote an entire shelf to HBO offerings, because I want the second season of Six Feet Under, I’d like Carnivale, and I’d like to try Sex and the City to see what the fuss was all about. I’ll skip The Sopranos, cause Jaimie and I rented some of those back at apt. 313 and there was too much cursing and boobs for us.

(What with the words sex, model, bust, freaks, boobs, circus carnies and emasculate, I’m intrigued to see if this page shows up in some odd Google query.)

About a month ago, Chris Wood borrowed my digital camera cause he wanted to take a picture at school of the steamer there since the brand is Cleveland. He brought the camera back to me last week while I was at work, so I took these shots of my office*:


Mi oficina es su oficina.

From these pics, I see there are:
7 photos of me and Kris
6 home-burned music cds
5 kid’s meal toys
4 Hello Kitty items
3 books on Celtic designs
2 Jolly Rancher lip glosses
1 green highlighter

* Office in the general sense, since I share a room with the network servers and about 2 dozen bound files of old newspapers.

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The Created had a retreat in Mentone over the weekend. I think they got all accomplished that they meant to, and they planned for another meeting on May 1. But I missed Bethany’s opening. Kris was having a fabulous time at the retreat and didn’t want to leave, and I didn’t really want to leave without him, so I stayed. I hate decisions where you know no matter what you decide that you can’t be positive that it was the right choice, or decisions where you know you’ll be miserable with either outcome, just for different reasons.

Welcome to adulthood, right?

I went by the 215 and picked up my collages. My former neighbor, Bethany Smith, is having a show there. The opening is tomorrow night, and I’m looking forward to it.

My current neighbors (Brad, Cindy & Jesse) just bought some goldfish. Cindy, Jesse, their dog Debbie and I went on a walk around the ‘hood yesterday. Jesse was in a hurry to get back home cause he didn’t want his fish to die. (They were still in their Wal-Mart bag.) As he said this, I remembered that I killed Bethany’s fish.

Well, not so much killed as they died on my watch. When they got back in town, David (Bethany’s husband) said “yeah, we figured they might not make it.” I can’t remember what caused their demise, but I do remember I wrote them a little fish eulogy.

And speaking of fish, there’s a little poem I memorized from one of my grammar textbooks. It’s called “Little Guppies” or something similar. Jaimie used to ask me to recite it when she had to take some sort of medicine, cause by the time the poem was done, the medicine was over. She’d hold her medicine aloft and say “Tell me about the bittens.”

Cats have kittens
And bats have bittens

Dogs have puppies
But guppies only have little guppies